Now here’s some truth. This is what this image says:

I am not the Prime Minister. I am the “Commander in Chief” of the privately owned Commonwealth of Australia, a foreign corporation registered with the United States Securities and Exchange Commission, District of Columbia. You “idiots” joined my corporation so don’t blame me! It’s your own stupid fault.

My loyalty is with the Vatican, not you! I was not even born here so what do I care. I have no sovereign firth right claim over the Mineral and Energy wealth of Australia.

Now that’s some real truth.